Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
now i know why i became what i already was.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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