If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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