do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Randomize