Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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