Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
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