I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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