Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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