No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
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i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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