you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
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