she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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