My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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