Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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