she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Well I just put wine in my tea
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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