I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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