Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
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"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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