I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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