I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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