woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She even gives head with a lisp.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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