no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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