You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
The maid of honor just puked.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
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four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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