We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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