I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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