D3 body, D1 cock
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
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I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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