Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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