I want to have your abortion
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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