just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
His nipple licking is glorious
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