I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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