omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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