Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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