playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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