so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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