Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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