9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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