Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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