I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
i think my cat just said my name.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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