so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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