if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
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1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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