6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
