Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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