Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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