Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
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I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
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"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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