So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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