planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
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When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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