So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
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On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
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I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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