Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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