So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
