I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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