Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
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This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
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I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize