yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I just want nice things and good sex
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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