Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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