scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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