I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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