That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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