I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
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You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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