what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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