It's like God shit irony all over that family
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
