Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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