So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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