did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
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Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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