This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
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But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
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What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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