Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
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I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
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It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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